Junk

Here's a helpful tip. If you are trying to avoid eating like a teenager (junk, junk, junk) then you probably want to avoid "THE BIG GAME" at the big fancy stadium between your middle school and the rival middle school. At "THE BIG GAME" you are bombarded with things like Nachos, Sausage on a Stick and candy thrown by the cheerleaders. The apples you ate earlier to try to hold off hunger until you get home is no match for the concession stand.

And for the record "THE BIG GAME" was a split. 7th graders won, 8th graders lost.

Clean Air Act

Oh please....