I hates them.  I hates them I sez.

It's not like I've suddenly become slovenly, but I have been fighting gnats in my apartment for the last month.  Not a swarm, but enough to irritate the hell out of me.  I kill them and the next day there are one or two more.  Rinse lather repeat.  Then I'll have a few days where there are none and I feel like I have won.  Then bzzzzzz.  There goes one flying by my head.

It is driving me crazy.  I don't know why they are all of a sudden a problem.  Do I need a freeze to get rid of them?  Hurricane?  Global thermal nuclear war?  At this point I'm ready to sign up for whatever it is to vanquish these creatures from my house.  Right now I stalk my apartment with a bottle of Tilex shower spray which for some reason kills them on contact.  If I'm around my cat, her food or my computer, I use a water bottle mister to dry to drown them to death.  It would be comical if it wasn't such a nuisance. 

UPDATE:  They got into my English muffins.  I hadn't even opened the package yet.  I hate them, I hate them, I hate them.

UPDATE 2:  Maybe they are drain flies.  I don't know but I did just have two or three wee ones fly out of the kitchen sink.  Now I'm getting the heebie jeebies.

I'm on TV!

A** Kicking