That's Quite a Corner

Opening sentence of fundraiser sales pitch I got in my work email this evening:

I wanted to touch base with you now that fall is almost over and Earth Day is right around the corner. 

Isn't Earth Day in April?  April is right around the corner?  Awesome. Would anybody like my birthday wish list?  Apparently I can just go ahead and combine it with my Christmas list.

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